#nah i think the bunny suit one is a bit meh for me

[gomzdrawfr]

i don't know why but i expected the leon kennedy modded to be in the bunny suit with his bits out under the read more in your ask ;____; im sorry

NFIEJDJJSIDIS i have not gotten that bold yet anon

[arithecreatorsstuff]

Bad Ideas and Good Alcohol

Rabbit has a bad day, decides to get drunk with her older brother, and things get out of hand. Turns out... Abel is a giggly drunk. No one dies (outside of a videogame), and Iris has to be the adult for once.

After nearly getting my head bit off by 682, I feel the need to blow off some steam. I've got a bottle of good Japanese whiskey, two glasses... and a bad idea. Wonder if Big Brother Abel would like a drink. I hope so, I hate drinking alone. I stop by the AV department, pick up a TV cart, and add Clef's borrowed Xbox. Whiskey and fighting games, two great things that go great together, right? Only tonight, it's a little jaunt on the Ishimura I have planned. I reach Abel's quarters, and knock.

"Hi Big Brother! I had a bad day. Wanna have a few drinks and slay some undead stabby things? I'll even send out for pizza."

"You had me at 'pizza', Little Sister." I come in, set everything up, and fire up the game. Huh. Didn't think he'd be a fan of space survival horror, but five minutes in, and he's hooked. And, swearing at the Necromorphs like a true gamer.

"You (untranslatable) little shit, I shot you! How dare you not die!"

"This 'flamethrower', I like it. I want one now." I pour the drinks, hand him a glass.

"Whiskey? Haven't had whiskey since the last time I was in Ireland." He downs it in one gulp. "That is good." I pour him another. And... he gets swarmed in game by exploding infants. "Oh. I was felled by children?" Mad giggling. "I was blown to bits by a possessed baby. I should not find that so amusing, yet I do."

I'm sipping my drink, guiding him through the wreck of a planet cracker. He has an encounter with Isaac's sort-of imaginary ex-girlfriend, and nearly drops the controller. He starts laughing.

"That did scare me, a bit." He chugs his drink. "But now... I crave pizza."

"Wouldn't eat just yet, we still have the Leviathan to get through." Still, I place the order. Two supreme pizzas, extra peppers and sausage. We go back to the game for a while.

"Those 'weezers' sound like a few of the new recruits after running drills. I can shoot them, yes?"

"The recruits or the weezers?" After a while with Abel, you had to ask this kind of question.

"The weezers, of course."

"Yeah, you need to to weaken the giant space butthole enough to kill it."

"Giant space butthole?"

"The Leviathan. It's a rather... apt description."

"Are you sure they did not just place Dr. Bright in the game?"

"Nah, Dr. Bright is a small butthole compared to that thing."

He comes to the Leviathan fight. And nearly falls over laughing.

"Giant space butthole! It really is a giant space butthole. And it's shooting (untranslatable) at me? How is this supposed to be frightening?"

At this point... our pizzas are here, along with Iris. She sets the food down, and checks out what we're doing.

"Dead Space? Bad day, Sis?" I nod. I pour myself another whiskey, offer the bottle to Abel. He shakes his head. He's too intent on the fight.

"You know... Command is gonna have a fit about you two getting blotto on site."

"Meh. What are they gonna do? Put me on Keter Duty? Besides... turns out Abel gets silly when drunk. You going to deny us one of our few ways to blow off steam?"

"Rabbit, the last time you did something like this, you stalked Dr. Clef for a week in a bloodstained pink bunny suit. O5 wanted to throw you in with 106 for that."

"Would you rather have us play one of Big Brother's favorite games, Hunt the Bright? Better to have him doing this, I say."

"Grr. Fine. Just... keep him away from Bright. And... I want a cut." Iris helps herself to a slice, and sets down next to us. "Abel, throw the barrel at the giant butthole, then shoot it." He does. "Nice. You got this, Big Brother."

[lovelesstrainer]

ALL OF THEM

🐰 what is one secret that you’ve never told anyone? No idea tbh

💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be? Lowkey probably Patrick? 

🐹 what are some of your favourite Pokémon and why? Milotic. It’s pretty and can be half dragon. 

🌠 if you were in charge of the world, what would the world look like? Fuck if I know. Thats too much responsibility. 

👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had? Something about lizard fish in mattresses. 

☀️ what do you like the most about your best friend? She can deal with my boy gossip lol 

😘 talk about your crush or partner. I dunno. He speaks 3 languages ? 

💁 if someone was rude to you, would you be rude back? Depends who it was tbh

🌟 what do you like about yourself? (must choose at least 3 things!)

🐾 what are you scared of most? how will you overcome it? eyes, hair... uh not sure what else

🎁 what never fails to make you happy? stupid bunnies

💙 what annoys you about some people? if they have the personality of a piece of cardboard 

😤 do you get angry easily? meh 

🐇 what do you always daydream about? fame lol

🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change? dunno

🍓 send me 4 names: kiss, befriend, kill or marry? ??? i think you were supposed to ask, cam

✈️ what is your dream city and why? Stockholm/Venice/Dubrovnik/Podgorica

I just love cities by the water. And podgorica is just beautiful 

☕️ talk about your ideal day. Uhhh doing nothing? 

🌸 are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert? introvert asf

💧 when was the last time you cried? last night

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment

I Cant Go On - Robin Bengtsson 

Guardians of Asgaard - Amon Amarth

In Due Time - Killswitch Engage

Crossroads - Avenged Sevenfold 

XIX - Slipknot 

⚡️ if you had any superpower, what would it be and why? flying. travelling would be easier 

💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say? youre a fuckin moron 

💚 who are you jealous of and why? several people. 

💎 which one would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? why? dunno 

🙊 what are you ashamed of? dunno 

🌺 which languages do you know? which do you want to learn? English/German, and I know a bit of French/Swedish/Norwegian/Japanese/Croatian/Montenegrin/Serbian. I’d really just wanna work on the ones I know bits and pieces of. 

🍀 if you could be any fictional character’s best friend/lover, which fictional character would you be? you dont need to know 

☁️ talk about your dream universe. nooooooo clue 

💜 which acts of kindness are you going to do today? leave my house to see a friend 

🐬 if you could transform into any animal/magical creature, what would you be and why? chimera. best of everything 

🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislike. i could write an essay on that, i’ll pass 

😣 talk about some things that have been making you depressed/angry/anxious lately. eh just everything 

🍪 what did you want to be as a kid, and what do you want to be now? mortician, fuck if I know 

🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods? no idea

🍑 what are you obsessed with? lots of things 

💘 what happens to you when you’re stressed? i get physically sick 

😪 what are you sick of? l i f e 

🙀 are you an adrenaline seeker? n o

💥 what are some unpopular opinions that you have? pineapple on pizza is good

☔️ would you consider yourself a good person? meh 

😊 what do you like to do as hobbies? guitar 

🎤 what’s the last song you hummed or sang by yourself? vermilion pt 2 

🐝 what’s your worst trait? how are you planning to improve it? everything. not happening 

🎨 what do you always doodle when you’re bored? dunno. last I drew was a valkyrie 

🐻 what’s stopping you from chasing your dreams? insecurities 

🌷 what’s your mbti personality and why do you think it suits you? ?????? 

🐶 send me 3 fictional people and I’ll choose my favourite! cam pls

👑 who are your favourite celebrities and why? Syn Gates - he’s talented asf 

uh 

cant think of anymore 

🐴 opinion on __? cam pls 

🍋 do you consider yourself an emotional person? y e s 

📚 share 3 books that you love and your favourite quote from them. Necronomicon, Dracula, Fallen 

nah 

😔 what do you always do when you feel sad? does it help? just kinda

brood. and no lol 

😌 what thoughts keep you going when you’re sad? i just listen to This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage or sad music. Lyrics to that song always pick me up 

🌍 which country do you live in? Caanada 

🐧 describe yourself in 3 words no no and no 

🐵 which quotes changed you? “Even through the darkest days, this fire burns... Always.” 

💭 do you keep a diary? nah 

unless you consider my twitter my diary lol 

💫 who inspires you? Chris Rorland/Syn Gates 

👻 do you believe in ghosts and why? meh 

🎀 what’s your fashion sense like? If it’s not black, put it back 

🎬 what are some of your favourite films? Stalingrad, Deathgasm 

🍦 what is one treasured childhood memory? whats a childhood-- 

🐱 what’s your dream pet like? My kitty 

🐼 if you could meet anyone, who would it be? Syn Gates